1. Normally, you cannot select different scenes-of course, it's just one long play.
2.Occasionally, you hear the baby cry out of the mere frustration that they shouldn't be in the theater anyway.
3.It makes stealing from Hollywood way to easy. No wonder the writers went on strike last year.
4.Just when you were really getting into the movie, whoops, it stops playing. (Leaf Qwembi from Planet Zoron had a seemingly flawless copy of Seven Pounds until the movie cut off in the last 30 minutes of the film)
5.Sadly, I saw Origins of Wolverine on bootleg (it wasn't mine-lol). What a leak-all the special effects weren't completed which made for an ill fated ending with buildings looking like CGI cubes and Cyclops looking stupid since all that red stuff from his eyes wasn't quit blasting right. Apparently, movies are being leaked before they're completed.
6.Your love meter with your partner crashes when you 1)take a risk and create a date off a bootleg movie 2)play the bootleg movie on the date & 3) the quality is horrible and you finally learn that your girl doesn't like your "cheap way out." (you should have taken her to the theater).
7.They feed into the t.v. dinner society. Can't we just wait and set twenty bucks aside for the real dvd?
8.They have created the infamous "Barbershop Salesman" who always comes in distracting your barber from keeping your dome tight. "Hey man, I got that Punisher, got that Dark Knight-2 for ten, 2 for ten!" When the clippers get turned off so your barber can see the deals, there's a problem.
9.Yeah, you were all excited about the purchase until the disc didn't play in your 5 year old dvd player.
10. Isn't it a federal felony to distribute those? .....hmm....be easy.
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