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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hip-Hop, Poker, Groupies and Balling

Okay,
I, being a lover of the game of poker, was intrigued by Jim Jones and Cheri Dennis facing off in a game of Texas Hold em. There are several factors that stand out me while watching this clip:


1) Jim Jones is living up to the expectation of a baller. He's so ready to spend his money, that he bets before the turn even drops.

2)Whats hip-hop without a groupie? Yes, Cheri Dennis emphatically takes on the role of a groupie. Jones did a song with her so why wouldn't she be down to hop in the hot tub with him?

3)Yes Cheri, it's evident that you didn't win the game on your intelligience. You were "Preserving your sexy" the whole time. Thats what groupies do right? They use there sexuality to get what they want...

4) Could we not have another women like Latifah, Sistah Souljah, or Bahamadia to balance out the perception of African-American women in hip-hop? Of course not. In fact the only women qualified to sit at that table would be Little Kim, Fantasia, Remi Ma, and the likes.

5)Have you ever seen this kind of conduct in professional poker? Jim Jones metamorphisized the table into a hot tub just for Cheri. If it got any hotter, you would have to tell everyone to get up so they could play strip poker.

6)Jim Jones played a horrible game of poker. Ironically, it correlates to the perception of a baller. He's raised the pot $1000 on the turn and another $500 on the river-but is bluffing the whole time. He actually has nothing-but whats $1500 to a baller? Isn't that considered petty cash in their world?

7) Jim get his head cracked with triple 7's. Isn't that a holy number?

8) Cheri stepped in the hot tub only to find out that Jim's game was all talk. That's like talking your game up and when the moment arrives-it's a quickie.

9)Cheri had the whole table shook-apparently the water was to hot for all the players. Way to use your sexyness to make dough. Just don't go to the hotel party with them after the game.

10) Maybe its all entertainment-doubted though.

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