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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Lil Kim: Dancing with the stars

Well,

Just wanted to let you know that Little Kim is opting to participate in the "Dancing with the Stars" network television program. I'm all for it. Here's some cool reasons why:

1. What better way to show off her plastic surgery.

2. She confesses, "When I was in prison, me and my girls use to watch it." That's fine Kim. My only fear is what do you and your girls do if you were aroused by what you saw? Please, no broom sticks.

3. Let me guess: You'll hit the show, get your notoriety back up, and then...Drop an album. I see it a mile away. Cool, just make sure it's hot or I'll be talking about it.

4. Don't they pay you to learn how to dance?

5. Kim admits she doesn't know how to dance like that- riding the pole and lap dances don't count. If she makes it, her future man will be overwhelmed when Kim can hold it down at a gentlemen's club and a formal dance event all in one night. Classic.

6. Lawrence Taylor will be on the show. So long as he is still free from his former cocain habit, he won't pulvarize her on the dance floor like his linebacking days (smooth off a line of coke) while attempting to do something fancy on the dance floor. That could mean more plastic surgery. Oh boy!

Click here to see more on Little Kim's return to the entertainment scene.
http://www.rapbasement.com/lil-wayne/030509-lil-kim-talks-about-being-the-dancing-with-the-stars-television-show.html

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